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dogbert 12:46 Fri Sep 22
Secret diary of Marko Arnautovic aged 28 1/3
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http://oatcakefanzine.proboards.com/thread/271224/secret-diary-marko-arnautovic-aged
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gph
1:56 Sat Sep 23
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Good to see the literary excellence of Arnold Bennett has a worthy heir...
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El Scorchio
1:46 Fri Sep 22
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That's worse than most of the 'comedy' stuff that originates on here!
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Dr Moose
10:21 Fri Sep 22
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Bless, they're not bitter are they?
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Kaiser Zoso
10:20 Fri Sep 22
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'Next entry - My new team won in the cup, we are in the 4th round, and I gave 2 assists, my old team laid down and got whipped off a 2nd tier reserve team'
Now that's a bit more like it?
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Westham67
10:15 Fri Sep 22
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our defence is leakier than my grandmas piss flaps
hahahahahahahahhahahah
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Nagel
10:11 Fri Sep 22
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"Incredible!"
"I blurted out laughing"
"Abolutely brilliant First class"
"Great start to my day, reading this."
"Pure class, more please"
Just some of the quotes from their forum. Proof positive that even something as dull, witless and embarassing as this can brighten up your day if you live in Stoke.
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Sven Roeder
9:47 Fri Sep 22
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The internet has a lot to answer for.
In years gone by such a stultifyingly tedious shocking attempt at humour would have remained just written in a notebook in the bedroom of a 50yo virgin in Stoke and only be shared with his teddy bear and wank sock.
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Biggie Biggs
9:31 Fri Sep 22
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Not very funny is it
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dogbert
12:47 Fri Sep 22
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Dear Diary,
I'm starting to worry even more our fans keep singing i'm forever blowing bubbles, which Sarah tells me was Michael Jackson's monkey.
And when we went out last night we passed Fulhams stadium and there was a statue of Jackson there. Surely all my new fans weren't giving sexual favours to his monkey? We have come to a bloody strange place.
Southampton away today, I have won here two seasons on the run with my cut price former team mates, so surely it will be walk in the park for my new team. I have suffered complaints from my new fans who say I didn't even try last week at Man Utd, are they crazy ?!!! I had less ball than a bloody eunuch. Not to worry I will soon have them bowing and singing my name.
I spent last night watching WWE Raw on my Sky TV and see some great forearm smashes, surely this is dangerous ?? But the referee let's it pass. The manager is very positive before the game and tells my team mates to do more passing to me so I can show my class. I feel pumped up and will tear them apart today.
34th minute
Oh my god I'm back in the shower already the stupid bald ref has sent me off for an innocent attempt to protect myself with my elbow and forearm. Does he not watch the bloody wrestling? I am victimised once again versus Southampton just like last season at my little old club. Surely this should not happen at a massive club like West Ham. My manager was shaking his head when I left the pitch, so I think he agrees with me. On the pitch I have one chance with my head, a bloody header I ask you, have they not spent the week watching my you tube clips?!! My team come in and nobody talks to me. I hear one say 2-1 down and only ten men thanks to that foreign dick head, so the bald ref must be American or Australian. I now have to sit on my own for the rest of the day thanks to his error. At least at Stoke I might have had some company from fat Charlie.
Full time and we've lost 3-2, the players come in and moan that the referee has robbed us,so at least they realise he has cheated me now. I point out that our defence is leakier than my grandmas piss flaps back in Austria and three of them try to assault me. What did I say wrong ???
My little old club are on telly and I watch them beat Arsenal 1-0. They have replaced me with a player named Cheapo Motel or something, sounds like a bloody travel lodge.
I think everyday now I make a big mistake Diary. My agent won't answer the phone and his receptionist says he is in the Caribbean spending his commission. Somebody help please !!!!
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